The ‘Boyfriend Explains What Makeup is’ Tag

Tomorrow is mine and Simon’s 1 year anniversary so of course, today’s blog post had to feature him.

I recently read a tag post by Kly Talks. You should check out her blog and read the post because it’s so funny! After reading her boyfriend’s answers, I just had to ask my own boyfriend. He has no idea at all about make up so his answers were pretty funny.

BB Cream – It sounds like cream that they use in the Big Brother house.


Foundation – The stuff that you rub in your face like this *makes a fist and rubs it all over his face*

Concealer – Conceals your face.

Powder – DRUGS

Brow gel – Jelly for your eyebrows….. in case you get hungry.

Eye Shadow – It’s colour for your eyes to make your eyes stand out.

Eyeliner – The thing where you have to pull up your eye and draw a line and your eyes go all swingy and ugh, yucky.

Mascara – *after a long pause* A mask for Cara? I’m not even trying to be funny. I just have no idea.

Corrector – If you get something wrong, you can do it right again. Like tipex for your face.

Contour – You always do this. Blending in different types of make up.

Blusher – When you see a boy that you like. (Bless him for thinking this)

Bronzer – Make your face more bronze.

Highlighter – Highlight your face.

Setting Spray – So it doesn’t run? Was I right?

Lip Liner – To line your lips together (this makes no sense but oh well..)

So after asking my boyfriend what he thought these make up products were, I truly understood that he pays absolutely no attention to me when I do my make up.

Feel free to do this tag and let me know so that I can read your post.

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  1. June 25, 2016 / 9:53 pm

    “Like tipex for your face” is my favourite 😂 I love this idea! It’s so funny 😊

  2. June 26, 2016 / 4:08 pm

    This is great! Made me chuckle 😋

  3. June 26, 2016 / 5:42 pm

    This was hilarious!

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