How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

First of all, you need to work out how bad the apocalypse is on the scaled of ‘Shaun of the Dead’ to ‘World War Z’.

The next thing that you need to decide is, if you should stay or go. You should base this off how bad the apocalypse is. If you’re all snuggled up on the sofa, watching your favourite TV shows and there’s just a zombie casually walking around your garden causing no harm, you might as well just finish watching the TV.

You should then take a photo of the zombies and post it on every social networking site. Just think of all the ‘likes’ and ‘retweets’ you will get. The braver people should attempt to take a selfie with a zombie. Don’t forget to fix your hair and make up. After all, it will be a photo that you keep forever.

Now that you have successfully made the zombie acknowledge your existence, you might need to pack a bag so you can leave. The size of your bag is very important. You may wish to spend some time to decide which one to take. You don’t want a huge bag as you will have to carry it around with you. However, you want a bag that fits a lot in it. Pack all of your best clothes. You want to look good in case you see someone cute. Pack all necessities such as your laptop, phone and iPod.  Don’t forget your charger.

It is then time for you to venture outside. Grab a knife on the way out, a butter knife will do. Don’t forget to lock your front door, security always comes first.

You then need to stick to the 3 rules;
1. Stick with a friend.
2. Don’t waste ammo.
3. Don’t get bit.

I you stick to the 3 rules then you should survive a zombie apocalypse.

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